Samantha Taylor 

This is midnight

This is one of my father's many dogs . Her name is Midnight, She's a sweet dog but a few bricks shy of a load. She had more sense though than some democratic presidential canadates and senators. Tom Dashelle for one. :)

The Things That Make You say Hmmm.............

Is life really like a box of chocolates? You will know what you are going to get if it is!
I wonder who the next American Idol reject will be...he should look like where's waldo
I wonder who will win The biggest loser, will it be John Kerry? Hmm... stick a striped shirt and night cap with some horned rimmed glasses who do you have? The American Idol Reject :D :D:D:D:D:D:DD

What can brown do for you?

Hi Folks, How are you doing this saturday morning? I suggest wearing brown on those days that you may feel frumpy. Brown is actually a stylish color especially at this time of year. Take a pair of khakis and a brown turtle neck and some brown or black loafers or boots and you are good to go. I wish I had that around now, and a leapord scarf only not to wear with the brown essemble.
I would like to tell you my favorite saying. It's not over the top or a very bad, it actually has some good luck properties, it comes from Ireland and is supposed to be some what mystical. I don't know how mystical it is, but I know that it's a very sweet and nice thing to say to someone, especially if you are an half baked essentric :) LOL Anyways, here it goes:

"May God be with you and bless you, may you know your children's children, May you be poor in misfortune and rich in blessings, maky you know nothing but happiness From this day forward.

If you have ever seen that movie the National Lampoons Christmas Vacation and seen the senile old lady you know how random I am, I am fortunate enough not to be married to an old man who wears a rug and catches his head and the tree on fire. Whatever that's supposed to mean. I remind myself of that old broad that sings the national anthem at the end when santa's brought up by the toxic sesspool gunk when it catches on fire and at the end she says "Play Ball!!!!" I think I better end on that note before they tote me away in a straight jacket. LOL :) Well I am closing for now.

Have a nice day.

God please help me to stop the insanity! :)

I don't know why I am back here again. I just had to it's an addiction like heroine (that I am) :) I am not no drug addict, junkie, or drunk. i may be an idiot and i decline from putting myself down as a retard. a retard is someone slow and my mind is always active with some kind of thought whether it's air bubbles are different thoughts like why are there 6 weiner's to a pack of hotdogs and eight buns in the hotdog buns pack and why is hines ketchup cheaper in the grocery store than even the house brand :) ? Heaven only knows and my mind is always going on and on and on with thoughts like this.
One thing for sure as you have seen in my blogs is that I am full of useless facts, fun, interesting, but for the sake of pete? What good do they do? I mean do they serve any purpose to ponder upon? I say take the two extra hotdog buns, smother them in butter put them in the toaster oven for 4 minuts and you have a tasty snack. You might want to find a mazola based margerine though cause regular butter has way too much cholesterol after you toast it add a little smucker's low calorie strawberry preserves or if Granny makes fig perserves get those out. what does this have to do with the price of eggs in georgia? I guess I am just going at random like a 12 year old darling playing mario. :) How random is mario anyway? A little plumber guy trying to catch coins, kicking turtles and in my case falling down holes only to go to mario# who falls off of a turtle and falls back down the hole, Why is it when you go into a pipe you have a bonus round and collect coins? shouldn't you fall down the pipe into the great wide open? Shouldn't you lose your life then. If you mess around with your options, you can get 20 lives and die 20 in a row in the same spot where that %$#@ flying turtle comes down and hits you upside the head. :) I am a stinker aint i :) then the same little annoying tune comes on the screen when you die it goes da-dum-da-dadada-dump. If you hum that tune during your opponents round it will make him plunge into the same crack you fell in. LOL it's late, im' tired and old cold medicine. Wish me better health, and think happy thoughts about me! :) Don't buy Peter Pan on DVD it's too gay. that is unless you have kids under 7. lol :) Take care and have a nice afternoon.

I have no life.........and obviously someone else doesn't as well. :)

It looks like if you spoke a language you would at least get the dialogue and slang right. It's sad that if you are going to speak spanish that you can't get it right. LOL. I ran an email through babelfish, and it was attrocious. :) According to the little old babel fish, it is said that the person that sent me the email in spanish is an idiot. :) Get your spanish right gringo! :D
Aye! Did you know that some people by the expression on the face and the way a person says something, without knowing their language they know exactly what they were saying. It's true. Check out a non english speaking person's body language, the expression on their face and hand gestures, you know exactly what they are saying. :)
As far as words goes, if you are going to insult a woman at least get your spelling and grammar right in the language you wish to speak. It's showing no intelligence on your part....why? I think you ought to be in John Kerry's Cabinet, I mean that shows the true intelligence of a person that doesn' t know what they are talking about .
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oh my art gallery website!!!

Here's my art gallery website, somehow it got cut off from the blog, I follow the school of fauvism

www.artworkbysamanthataylor.biz.ly

Home alone (^o^) Ahhhh!

FOr Pete's sake, I am writing another blog to keep myself busy so i don't go out of my mind. I am so lonely that i cannot speak and I am so not knowing what to do so I decided to sit down, and entertain pete with another blog entry. It's the time here and now where kiddies are out halloweening. So far, I have had no trick or treaters. I am vegging out so i have on my halloween costume. Bru hahaha :)
I need to do more with myself looking in the mirror now. I am overweight, but you know, I have lost weight, I don't give myself enough credit and I am not feeling good about myself these days, but I should because I am not completely an ugly woman and I am a sweet person I think, but niave. Too many people take advantage of little old me. I just should say. "Well folks, it's about time to do for yourselves and walk out of the place like Elvis leaving the building. Whew! That was kind of looney.
How random was that? Sometimes I scare myself, well hell, I have the right to scare myself, it's trick or treat day, if adam sandler came to the door, he would be to afraid to kick my butt for not having any treats, the only treat that he could have is me, He wouldn't want that :) He's a cute little jewish boy. :)
Folks all over the world are going out discoing, dining and wining, and having a good time at the game, I am stuck in the middle of nowhere in the woods with my cat watching my uncle while my parents go to get groceries. I am so bored. I hope I haven't bored you too much, I love blogging. You can do it anytime, anyday anywhere. I am going to close for now, something or someone's at the door.
I wonder who sings "I am more than a friend" I love that song, i could listen to it 1000 times in a row. No I am not no @_@ pyscho. Just bored. :) :) willing to do anything at this point for a kick huah!

Closing now. It'll be all right
If you would like to see my other sites, or are interested in any of them you can log on to :

http://www.artworkbysamanthataylor.biz.ly
http://www.sfi-marketing.biz.ly (network marketing)

Take care and if i don't see you again, Happy Halloween :D

The lil gingerbread man and corp-rate scandals

There's a little story that my grandma used to tell me abouts a little gingerbread man. ;) bet he was tasty. Anyways there were these two old folks they wanted a son so they added a little magic to a cookie to make him their child. The little gingerbread man had too much spice sprinkled on him, he ran through the house, out the door, grandma and grandpa got out after him. He said catch me if you can, you can never get a taste of this little gingerbread man, every creature imaginable tried to stop him and they couldn't until a sly fox offered his services and a whap from a tail and a shove in the mouth and the little gingerbread man who thought he was so clever from all the spice he was wearing wound up being his tasty snack.
That's what happens to little alabama governors that decide they want to take advantage of corp-rate businesses, they take from the little old people, run with the money and then get caught by the sly fox hiding out behind the bushes waiting for their prey. You see bigger foxes are hiding out in places where the naked eye can't see. The biggest fox resides over all, just because you can pay off of a judge and and slip through a gate doesn't mean that you can fool everyone. Poor old martha's having to protect her cookies behind bars in camp cupcake, :D The deal is, just because you can fool some people, just because you lay on your silly guilt trips and innocent acts doesn't mean that you can fool everyone. You can fool the heart, but not the sixth sense :)
Here's another little story that I would like to tell you, I think ee-sop tol it. It's about a dog and his bone. One day a dog was given a bone by his owner, he trotted around with it everywhere imaginable, trotted over meadows, through fields got lost for a little bit, but found his way back over when he decided to look at a large mouth bass that jumped out of the water. He looked over and saw his reflection only to see a huge bone by a little doggie that kind of looked like himself, he said hmm... good target, I bet I can get that bone in no time, he dropped his bone as he started to bark and lost his bone in the deep river. The large mouth bass came up and said tasty bone.
What we have might be really small and not that much, but it's ours, hold on to what you got and don't allow yourself to become greedy and want more than what you got, enjoy what you have and be happy with it, if you try to accumulate more than you have you might be losing your own bone, this is little ms. taylor signing off for her nappy time. Take care and have a nice day. But like ol' arnold i might be back :)

Ultra Brite With Baking Soda and Peroxide (talking about random)

If you look in the grocery store, you will see toothpastes of all sorts, those that whiten cost more than those that prevent cavities and then there is the multi types that do all of the duties they are supposed to do, and you will spend over $5.00 on a freakin tube of toothpaste. I decided to try something different. My Grandma always told me to use baking soda and peroxide to brush my teeth and that's what I have done of course crest costs an arm and a leg and heck arm and hammer is just as bad. There is a brand of toothpaste that I found an remember as a kid, it's called ultrabrite. This toothpaste is just like the other brands on the rack only it's higher powered, and cleans better than the others, it's pretty cheap at target and my teeth have gone down three shades in the last two weeks, i am used to using something like this, i add additional peroxide to my toothbrush to make my teeth cleaner.
Ultrabrite is always on sell at walmart and target both, don't worry, I don't own ultrabrite corporation, I just like the toothpaste. Take care and have a nice day. :D

Yet another entry into the article bin :)

Loneliness makes you do dumb things, makes you say things you wouldn't normally say, I would normally say, is that ok? :) gee I rhymed. I am writing things in random to keep from being bored half out of my mind, and it's so totally fun. :) You might find my entries boring. They are relaxing to me, kind of like that game where you pop the matching bubbles and try to get it all right. Well, I am not a kid so i don't play games anymore, I blog for fun, maybe I should take up some other passtime instead of hogging the spotlight on the blogeasy front page, is it okay if i hog the front page? I am just kidding, you probably won't see me here for a long time, I am dying here! :) Longing for someone to say hello to, so I say hello 1 million times ot you ha hah hahahahaha! :) I think i had some tylenol cold and sinus medicine this afternoon, i have a slight cold. I got rid of the blues last week when i got away from the diet pills :D. It was depressing me and making me nervous to take them, (just like kerry does every time i see him on the news with edwards lol) Every 2 minutes on cnn you see that tall bastard lol.
When is George W going to own the airwaves, no one loves a handsome and virtuous southern man like a weird and lonely southern lady. hee hee! :) Vote for me i am begging you. :) Don't vote for kerry, look at the bottom of this entry and press thumbs up for your silly buddy:) LOL! :) I love you ^_^
:)