Samantha Taylor 

bugers versus boogers

i would rather have bugers than to go to hell and be tortured by a booger aren't i original :) i am so freakin stupid. :)

Dark alleys

As you walk down the dark corridor, you cannot see your hands in front of your face, you walk try not to run into anything afraid of a boogerman, you slip then you fall into a deep hole then someone hollers BOO! you wake up unharmed in jail :) don't worry about it, it was just for fun!!!

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joking about food

you know when you use reverse psychology, you actually help yourself to let go of cravings. That's what i was doing earlier. If someone mistaking it, i am sorry, :) :) :) :) :) : ) :) :)

poot!

I still cannot get over the bit about the farting! :) :) :) Don't fart, don't forget to hold yer cheeks! :)

Tsunami

Some of these amazing stories from the tsunami are amazing! I swear i have seen more efforts of people and heroic rescue efforts. :) God bless you south asia and i hope that you will be back on your feet soon. :)

amazing

did you guys see "the biggest loser" ? Isn't it amazing that these people took responsibility, out done america in trying to lose the weight? Did you know these people have lost almost over 700lbs? That's almost a small elephant. :) :) :) :) :) :)

getting shot in the duft.

On the news this afternoon, the reporter exclaimed that someone had been shot in the buttocks at a night club. I wish you could have seen the look on the news reporters face when he said it. He had to bite his cheeks from smiling and hold a serious look which burst to a slight smile.

Don't fart arond your children :

a new study has shown if you fart around your children, you have made your child more adaptable to ashma, ear aches, headaches, so don't forget to excret your carbon monoxide elsewhere

those fancy drinks

would you like a marquarita to go with your hotdog, how about 5 it will make you feel better, i think ill continue with the green tea makes you active.